Postmodernism’s last gasp of the Enlightenment
makes computer mate-dates with your alter ego.
Try on your birthday suit behind the mirror.
Write holographic wills in disappearing ink.
Flagellate self-esteem with overcooked linguine.
Keep on making nothing out of the same somethng.
Whisper stark prophecies in dark corners alone.
Work out by lifting weights with robotic arms.
Flay the darkness with black poster board strips.
Write one-sentence paragraphs with no transitions.
Combine ingredients and bake in freezer.